- Mar 13, 2024
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It’s my job to uncover all the nonsense happening in EPCOT’s itty bitty city.
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Welcome to Tiny Train Town!
Hi! If we haven’t met, my name is Lydia, and I’m the Magical Guides-proclaimed Mayor of Tiny Train Town in EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion. Over the years, I’ve seen some serious shenanigans and malarkey in that village, and I’m getting to the bottom of it. So come along with me to see what’s happening in the triple-T recently!
Let’s start things out with this suspicious character I spotted in the village square. She may seem like she’s birdwatching, but this not-so-innocent woman was caught with hundreds of surveillance photos from around our town! Is she in cahoots with someone? Where are those photos going? What is their PURPOSE? I must find out!
A spy?!
Speaking of suspicious things, I noticed several people coming in and out of this unmarked building at strange times of the day and night. This was an old train depot that’s no longer in use, and the building was vacated years ago. So what’s going on?
Well, thankfully, this one wasn’t sinister at all! Upon further investigation, there’s a secret acapella group that meets inside here in the late evenings and early mornings outside of their regular work hours. Apparently, the acoustics inside are phenomenal. They’re looking for an alto…anyone interested?!
Suspicious!
However, that was pretty much the only bit of happy news I have this week. One of the town doctors has been arrested for medical malpractice after it was discovered that his credentials are FAKE. Could he be working with our sneaky spy with the camera? I’m starting to think there’s some kind of undercover operation going on here.
NOT a real doctor!
Also, there have been mass reports of livestock deaths in recent weeks. Last year, we dealt with a tainted food source for many of the farms, but this year, autopsies have revealed poison blow darts to be the cause of death! Someone is quite literally shooting down the cows of the village from the rooftops. Only one farm seems to be unaffected at this time…could that be the culprit?
Those poor cows!
I’ll be digging deeper into these mysteries in the hopes of getting some answers, so subscribe to our newsletter for more updates!
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
Have you visited the Tiny Train Town in EPCOT? Tell us in the comments!
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Welcome to Tiny Train Town!
Hi! If we haven’t met, my name is Lydia, and I’m the Magical Guides-proclaimed Mayor of Tiny Train Town in EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion. Over the years, I’ve seen some serious shenanigans and malarkey in that village, and I’m getting to the bottom of it. So come along with me to see what’s happening in the triple-T recently!
Let’s start things out with this suspicious character I spotted in the village square. She may seem like she’s birdwatching, but this not-so-innocent woman was caught with hundreds of surveillance photos from around our town! Is she in cahoots with someone? Where are those photos going? What is their PURPOSE? I must find out!
A spy?!
Speaking of suspicious things, I noticed several people coming in and out of this unmarked building at strange times of the day and night. This was an old train depot that’s no longer in use, and the building was vacated years ago. So what’s going on?
Well, thankfully, this one wasn’t sinister at all! Upon further investigation, there’s a secret acapella group that meets inside here in the late evenings and early mornings outside of their regular work hours. Apparently, the acoustics inside are phenomenal. They’re looking for an alto…anyone interested?!
Suspicious!
However, that was pretty much the only bit of happy news I have this week. One of the town doctors has been arrested for medical malpractice after it was discovered that his credentials are FAKE. Could he be working with our sneaky spy with the camera? I’m starting to think there’s some kind of undercover operation going on here.
NOT a real doctor!
Also, there have been mass reports of livestock deaths in recent weeks. Last year, we dealt with a tainted food source for many of the farms, but this year, autopsies have revealed poison blow darts to be the cause of death! Someone is quite literally shooting down the cows of the village from the rooftops. Only one farm seems to be unaffected at this time…could that be the culprit?
Those poor cows!
I’ll be digging deeper into these mysteries in the hopes of getting some answers, so subscribe to our newsletter for more updates!
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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