- Mar 13, 2024
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Time to visit our favorite tiny town, full of chaos, crime, and sometimes tragedy.
We're headed to EPCOT to explore Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion. Don't let its size fool you—this small village has its share of big problems, including tragedy, love triangles, jilted grooms, and even werewolves. Our recent visit uncovered a slew of new issues, and it seems the New Year isn't being kind to its little residents.
As an introduction, I'm the interim mayor while the self-appointed Mayor Lydia is on a break. I had no idea of the chaos awaiting, but there's never a dull moment here. How is 2025 treating the town? Not great—a storm tore roofs from houses. A local woman fled her home, arguing with the doctor and train conductor at the station, desperate to leave. However, the conductor explained there's no leaving—especially with the damaged train tracks.
Elsewhere, life carries on despite the mutant grasshopper in the road and lingering holiday decor. The storm destroyed the local market, and looting can't be ruled out. A woman has fallen and needs help; let's hope she's just napping.
As interim Mayor, I'm inviting more visitors by declaring the damaged building "The Leaning Tower of Tiny Train Town." Hopefully, it boosts tourism and helps the local economy recover. We'll even promote it with, "Come see The Leaning Tower of Tiny Train Town!" Catchy, right?
Stay tuned for more updates from Tiny Town Village and Disney news.
*This playful account imagines fictional events for entertainment. We appreciate those who maintain Tiny Train Town at Disney World, as it's a beloved EPCOT favorite.*
Are you planning to visit Tiny Train Town in 2025? Share your EPCOT plans in the comments!
We're headed to EPCOT to explore Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion. Don't let its size fool you—this small village has its share of big problems, including tragedy, love triangles, jilted grooms, and even werewolves. Our recent visit uncovered a slew of new issues, and it seems the New Year isn't being kind to its little residents.
As an introduction, I'm the interim mayor while the self-appointed Mayor Lydia is on a break. I had no idea of the chaos awaiting, but there's never a dull moment here. How is 2025 treating the town? Not great—a storm tore roofs from houses. A local woman fled her home, arguing with the doctor and train conductor at the station, desperate to leave. However, the conductor explained there's no leaving—especially with the damaged train tracks.
Elsewhere, life carries on despite the mutant grasshopper in the road and lingering holiday decor. The storm destroyed the local market, and looting can't be ruled out. A woman has fallen and needs help; let's hope she's just napping.
As interim Mayor, I'm inviting more visitors by declaring the damaged building "The Leaning Tower of Tiny Train Town." Hopefully, it boosts tourism and helps the local economy recover. We'll even promote it with, "Come see The Leaning Tower of Tiny Train Town!" Catchy, right?
Stay tuned for more updates from Tiny Town Village and Disney news.
*This playful account imagines fictional events for entertainment. We appreciate those who maintain Tiny Train Town at Disney World, as it's a beloved EPCOT favorite.*
Are you planning to visit Tiny Train Town in 2025? Share your EPCOT plans in the comments!